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Army’s New Mortar App Boasts "Satisfying Haptic Feedback" on Every Kill Confirmed
Pentagon Officials Laud the "Gamified" User Experience, Anticipating Unprecedented Troop Engagement and a New Era of Digital Destruction.
Pentagon Requests Record Budget for 'Fully Autonomous, Self-Rescuing' Warfighters
The Unprecedented Defense Spending Aims to Eliminate the Need for Costly and Inconvenient Human Rescue Operations by Making All Future Personnel Self-Sufficiently Extractable.

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