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2 satirical articles about military hardware on Hambry. Updated live.
A Leading Defense Contractor Today Launched Its Latest Armored Personnel Carrier, Highlighting Its Market-Leading 'Engagement Metrics' and 'Streamlined Operational Expenditure Potential.'
The Company Assures Investors the Same Proprietary Algorithms Can Be Leveraged for Maximum Shareholder Value, Regardless of Payload.
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