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3 satirical articles about memorial day on Hambry. Updated live.
New Hampshire Mandates 'Strategic Idleness' for Peak Memorial Day Patriotism
State Officials Tout Benefits of Staring Blankly at Walls, Aggressively Ignoring Chores, and Maximizing Screen Time to Honor Fallen Heroes.
Nation Achieves Peak 'Freedom Temperature' This Memorial Day, Say Officials
Record-Shattering Heat in Montana Hailed as an Economic Stimulus for Air Conditioning and a Test of Patriotic Endurance.
Memorial Day Observance Streamlined to Silent Google Search for 'Sacrifice'
Town Leaders Confirm "Thoughtful Scroll" Through Historical Archives Offers Same Profound Impact as Live Trombone Solos.
