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Anchors Across the Region Prepare for Hours of Dramatic Live Footage of Puddles Forming and Palm Fronds Swaying Gently.
Station preempts three hours of programming to track a 17% chance of a discernible shadow.
Experts Predict Unprecedented Viewer Engagement for Predictable Seasonal Changes, Advising All Residents to Remain Indoors for Optimal Ad Exposure.
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