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Administration Officials Claim the New Silent Approach Delivers "Maximum Transparency for Minimum Effort" While Reducing "Unnecessary Verbal Clutter."
The Move Is Designed to Streamline Messaging and Eliminate 'Redundant External Information Processing Delays,' According to Company Sources.
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