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Toyota Makes GR GT3 Its Most Accessible Car, Now Exclusively a Happy Meal Toy
The Automotive Giant Pivots to 'Early-Stage Brand Imprint Optimization,' Reducing Its Cutting-Edge Race Car to a Disposable Plastic Collectible.
Toyota Now Offers Full Race Car Ownership Exclusively through Happy Meal Toy Program
The Automaker Claims Program Provides Unprecedented Access to High-Performance Motorsport for a New Generation of Enthusiasts.
McDonald's Introduces 'Collectible' Happy Meal Toys Scientifically Engineered for Maximum Disposability
The Fast-Food Giant Confirms Its Latest Plastic Figures Are Optimized for an Average Child's Attention Span of 4.7 Minutes before Becoming Inert Clutter.

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