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Mattel Confirms Plan to Sell More Plastic to Adults
Toy Giant Unveils "Revolutionary" Strategy of Combining Established Intellectual Property with Popular Interlocking Brick Format.
Mattel Launches 'Brick Shop' for Adults Seeking Simpler Problems to Solve
New Masters of the Universe Line Offers Respite from Complex Societal Issues, One Tiny Plastic Brick at a Time.

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