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Collection of satirical news articles skewering the world of market research. Explore humorous takes on surveys, data, and consumer insights

Publisher to Subject New History Textbook to "Phase 3 Clinical Trials" Before Release
Pilot Studies Confirmed 30% Fewer Students Will Spontaneously Combust Upon Reading Chapter 2, a Significant ROI for Shareholders.
Auto Execs Shocked to Learn Most People Already Know What a Car Is
A Confidential Industry Report Found the Average American Can Identify a Sedan 9 Out of 10 Times without Ad Exposure.
New ChatGPT Prompt Discovers Market Research Is Still Just Googling Things
A Groundbreaking New AI Prompt Promises to Revolutionize Market Analysis by Essentially Automating the Process of Asking a Search Engine Very Specific Questions.

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