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Aggregates satirical news and humor about Major League Soccer. Features funny, fake articles and parodies on MLS teams, players, and events

Revolution Home Record Now Legally Binding on Opposing Teams
The Team's Dominant Run at Gillette Stadium Has Been Reclassified as a Pre-Game Contractual Obligation for Visitors, Simplifying Future Fixtures.
St. Louis, Dallas Masters of Avoiding Decisive Outcomes
The Two Clubs Demonstrated a Groundbreaking Commitment to Not Altering the Current Standings, Ensuring Future Suspense for Ticket Holders.
Watching Single MLS Game Now Multi-Platform Credentialing Ritual
New Guidance Reveals Fans Must Navigate Complex Digital Gauntlet and Several Premium Tiers to Access Charlotte FC Vs Nashville SC.

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