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2 satirical articles about low attendance on Hambry. Updated live.
Event Praised for Achieving "Unprecedented Intimacy" and "Optimal Engagement Metrics Per Square Foot of Empty Field."
The University's Athletic Department Highlighted an "Unprecedented Level of Intimacy" Achieved during Its Recent Matchup against Sacred Heart.
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