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Satirical news articles on longevity. Humorous takes on life extension, eternal youth, aging, and the quest to defy death.
To Maximize Social Security, Sister Must Outlive 17 Spreadsheet Scenarios
Actuarial Tables Now Include 'Grandma's Stubborn Refusal to Quit' as a Key Variable, Pushing Optimal Claim Date Past Any Logical Lifespan.
Optimizing Artistry: Madonna's 'I Feel so Free' Through a Longevity Lens
Hambry News's Longevity Correspondent, Brian Blueprint, Assesses the Physiological Implications of Madonna's New Release and What It Means for Sustained Artistic Output and Age Reversal.
University Acapella Group's Three Decades Challenge Global Stability Assumptions
Experts Question how One Collegiate Singing Ensemble Has Managed to Persist without Dissolving, Unlike Most National Governments.
Kim Kardashian's Trainer Unveils 'Immortality Maintenance' Regimen
The Bespoke Fitness Program, Designed for Subjects Already Immune to the Ravages of Time, Focuses on Preventing Entropy in an Already Perfected Form.
