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Analysts Confirm Human Suffering Now Priced in as Oil Returns to Pre-War Levels
Investors Nationwide Celebrate a Full Market Recovery, Confident the Ongoing Death Toll Won't Disrupt Next Quarter's Projections.
Pundits Confirm Lucrative Engagement Surge from Iran 'War' Debates
A Recent Internal Analysis Reportedly Showed a Significant Uptick in Subscriber Conversions and Ad Revenue from Heated, Public Disagreements on Potential Military Action.

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