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4 satirical articles about ip monetization on Hambry. Updated live.

Disney Announces the Mandalorian & Grogu Box Office Was Exactly 'Billions of Dollars' as Planned
The Studio Hailed the Film's Financial Performance as an Unprecedented Achievement, Despite It Being Mathematically Identical to Every Other IP Extension.

Lionsgate Executive Hails 'Sustainable Revenue Stream' from Endless Hunger Games Prequels
A Studio Spokesperson Clarified that the Ongoing Cinematic Expansion Is Merely Optimizing "Synergistic Long-Term Engagement Metrics."

Hollywood Remakes 2017 Movie, Praises 'Rich, Enduring Legacy'
Executives Lauded the Decision, Noting that Seven Years Was Ample Time for a Film to Gather Dust and Be Ready for a “Bold New Vision.”

Toy Company Introduces Action Figure for Show's Unfilmed Second Season
Industry Leader Hot Toys Unveils a Collectible Figure for a Speculative Future Season of a Series yet to Air Its First Episode, Pioneering New Frontiers in IP Monetization.

