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#injured list
3 satirical articles about injured list on Hambry. Updated live.
Rangers' bullpen now 85% comprised of human replacement parts
The team confirmed its rotational churn is a critical part of its "sustainable biomass management" strategy.
Mariners Activate Ichiro Statue for 10-Day IL Stint
The Newly Unveiled Bronze Tribute to the Hall of Famer Sustained an Immediate "Lower Bat Stress Fracture" during Its T-Mobile Park Debut.
Cubs Hail Pitcher's Injury as 'Valuable Roster Flexibility Opportunity'
The Chicago Cubs Announced Monday that Pitcher Matthew Boyd Has Been Placed on the 15-Day Injured List, a Move Team Management Lauded as an Unforeseen but Beneficial 'Player Asset Re-Optimization' Event.
