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Locked Hospital Ward Merely a 'Highly Secure Baby Retention System,' Officials Clarify
The Facility Stated the Measure Provided an "Unparalleled Level of Infant Containment, Eliminating All Unauthorized Egress."
Aug 26, 2026
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