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2 satirical articles about illumination on Hambry. Updated live.
Industry Insiders Confirm the Acclaimed Maestro Hopes to Prevent the Latest Animated Installment From Sounding Like "a Thousand Tiny Existential Screams."
Illumination Is Reportedly Considering a Full Character Rebrand Following a Recent Public Relations Kerfuffle Involving a Voice Actor and an Alleged Criminal.
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