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Satirical news about Illinois. A curated collection of humorous articles, parodies, and comedic takes on the state's politics and news stories

Local Animal Protective League's Structural Integrity Proves Less Robust Than Its Marketing Strategy
Shelter Officials Confirm Facility Sustained Significant Wind Damage After Refusing to 'Waste' Donor Funds on Boring Things Like Roofing.
Illinois Lawmakers Stunned to Learn Constituents Require Daily Sustenance
State Officials Initiate 'Food-Need Assessment Task Force' to Study Radical Idea of Regular Caloric Intake.
Even Moss Is Now Successfully Prosecuting Human Corruption, Say Botanists
A Groundbreaking New Study Confirms the Microscopic Organisms Possess an Unparalleled Ability to Expose Financial Malfeasance in the Funerary Sector.

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