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Satirical news and humor about ice hockey. Aggregates funny articles on NHL teams, players, and the sport's biggest stories
USA Hockey Hypes ‘must-See’ Battle with Great Britain, Sets Alarms for 5:45 AM
The National Governing Body Promises “unforgettable Action” as North America Sacrifices Sleep for a Game Featuring a Nation Known Primarily for Tea and Polite Queues.
New Study Confirms: Watching 'Free' Hockey Requires Dark Web Creds, VPN Black Belt, and 3-Day Juice Cleanse
Researchers Warn That the Modern Quest for "Free" Live Sports Now Demands a Commitment Usually Reserved for International Espionage or Cult Initiation.
Golden Knights’ Playoff Berth Averts Projected 0.4% Economic Downturn for Nevada
Economists Confirm State's Fiscal Health Now Directly Correlated with Ability of Large Men to Propel Frozen Rubber Disc.
Denver Pioneers Secure 3Rd Frozen Four, Cement Reign over Nation’s 17 College Hockey Fans.
The University of Denver’s Hockey Program Once Again Demonstrated Unparalleled Dominance in a Sport Largely Observed by Immediate Family Members and Extremely Niche Bloggers.
Rangers Re-Evaluate Multi-Billion-Dollar Future After Rookie Scores Second Goal
Team Brass Reportedly Shifts Entire Long-Term Strategy to 'Just Hoping for More Teenagers to Appear.'
