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Aggregates satirical news on human potential. Explores humanity's boundless capacity for greatness, absurdity, and everything in between.

Tech Sector Declares Fastly Stock Sole Indicator of Future Human Potential
Experts Confirm that the Cloud Computing Company's Minute Fluctuations Now Provide the Clearest, Most Actionable Data on Humanity's Overall Trajectory.
Capitals' Strome Hailed 'Cultural Catalyst' After Shootout, Sparking National Reassessment of Human Potential
His Shootout Performance against the Vegas Golden Knights Triggered an Emergency Re-Evaluation of Societal Values and the Very Definition of Excellence.

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