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2 satirical articles about high temperatures on Hambry. Updated live.
Experts Advise Visitors to Bring 'Water' and 'Not Spontaneously Combust' as Unprecedented 95-Degree Temperatures Loom.
As temperatures soar, the unsung harbinger of disaster steps forward to air its grievances and issue a dire, desperate plea.
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