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Rose's Masters near-Miss Now Officially 'Subprime Emotional Mortgage'
The PGA Tour, in Conjunction with Leading Financial and Psychological Institutions, Announced the New Category for Repeated, High-Profile Career Disappointments.
McIlroy's Six-Stroke Lead Now Eligible for UNESCO World Heritage Status
Officials Cite "Unprecedented Aesthetic Perfection" as Cause for Immediate Preservation Talks.
Masters Committee Deploys Proprietary Atmospheric Controls for Perfect Friday.
Officials Credit 'Project Green Jacket Gusto' for Neutralizing Rogue Weather Patterns.
Masters Officials Launch Inquiry into Atmosphere's 'Blatant Disregard' for Tradition
The Prestigious Golf Tournament’s Governing Body Expressed Deep Disappointment After Meteorology Ignored Several Strongly Worded Memos.
Masters Forecasting Agency Debuts 'Spiritual Alignment Index' for Contenders
The New Metric Aims to Capture the Elusive, Unquantifiable Forces Influencing Peak Athletic Performance at Augusta.
