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2 satirical articles about global ocean on Hambry. Updated live.
The €600 Million Acquisition Solidifies Private Sector Control Over 98% of Earth's Aquatic Domain, Leaving Only Puddle-Sized Unclaimed Territories.
For Millennia, I've Sculpted Continents and Played Peek-a-Boo with Humanity, but Now Some Digital Upstart Thinks It Knows My Every Eddy.
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