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Sources Confirm Cowboys Player's Blood Flowed Within Appropriate Vessel Parameters
League Insiders Are Now Sifting Through the Highly Classified Arterial Data for Any Competitive Advantage or Existential Threat.
Player Faces 'Horrifying' Prospect of Being 'Forcefed' $111M Contract
The Dallas Cowboys' Aggressive Offer Has Reportedly Presented Wide Receiver George Pickens with a Dilemma so Acute It Threatens to Derail His Entire Offseason.
Receiver Faces Agonizing Choice: Trade or 'Crippling' $111 Million Payout
Sources Indicate the Pittsburgh Steelers Wideout May Be Forced to Endure a Nine-Figure Sum if a Trade with Dallas Falls Through.
