#fossil fuels
Satirical news and commentary on fossil fuels. This page aggregates humorous articles and analysis about oil, gas, and coal issues
Actual Penguin Killers Far More Prolific Than Any Hockey Team
Environmental Scientists Identify Global Corporations and Climate Change as Primary Threats, Baffling Sports Pundits Still Fixated on the Nhl.
An Open Letter to Gallon Per Mile, You Deceptive Minx
A heartfelt plea to the abstract measurement that's sabotaging our furry friends.
New BP CEO pledges continuity during 'critical turning point'
Industry analysts laud stable leadership promising to maintain existing carbon extraction efforts and dividend payouts.
Fluor Unveils "Groundbreaking" Tech to Keep US Refining Yesterday's Fuels.
The Engineering Giant’s Latest Innovation Promises to Extend the Life of Existing Fossil Fuel Infrastructure with Unprecedented Cost-Efficiency.
Meta Unveils AI Data Center, Confirms Fossil Fuels Are 'Future-Proof' Energy
The Social Media Behemoth Announced Its Hyperion AI Facility Will Rely on 10 Dedicated Natural Gas Plants to Ensure 'Uninterrupted Consciousness for Tomorrow's Chatbots.'
Nation's Allies Informed New Strategic Energy Directive Is 'Finders Keepers'
The United States Has Unveiled a Groundbreaking Foreign Policy Shift, Replacing Decades of Mutual Defense with a Streamlined, Self-Reliant Oil Acquisition Model.
