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NFL Launches Professional Flag Football League to Monetize Increasingly Finite Human Attention
League Commissioner Roger Goodell Confirmed the New Venture Targets the Last Remaining Slivers of Un-Capitalized Leisure Time.
NFL Analysts Finalize 2028 Mock Draft After 'Unprecedented Clarity' from Current Seventh Graders.
This Detailed Projection Comes as Scouts Confirm Standout Prospects from the 2024 Elementary School Flag Football Championships.
NFL Launches New Flag Football League to 'Diversify Its Portfolio of Cranial Trauma.'
The League Aims to Capture New Demographics, Who Previously Found the Core Product's Guaranteed Neurological Degeneration a Significant Barrier to Entry.

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