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3 satirical articles about first contact on Hambry. Updated live.
New Intergalactic EULA Just Dropped, And It's Giving Major Pay-to-Win Vibes
Expected epic alien contact, got a universal EULA instead. Turns out the 'first contact' was just a massive data harvesting operation for targeted ads.
First Contact Confirms Aliens Are Here to Monetize Your Personal Data.
Galactic Delegation Immediately Seeks User Agreements for All Sentient Life on Earth.
First Contact Event Overshadowed by Arcade's Egg Hunt
Interstellar Visitor Reportedly "Just Wanted to See What All the Fuss Was About" Regarding Hollow Chocolate.
