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Experts Confirm the True Measure of the Human Spirit Is Its Capacity to Tolerate Arbitrary Suffering in the Name of Scheduled Entertainment.
Environmental Groups and Local Tribes Express Concern over the New Policy, but Officials Cite "Unforeseen Aesthetic Benefits."
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