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Curates satirical news articles exploring film adaptations. Features humorous takes on book-to-screen translations and reboots
New Study Confirms Movies Based on Books Are Not, in Fact, the Books
Filmmakers Admit Changes Made 'Primarily for Studio Earnings and Avoiding Pesky Narrative Complexity.'
Hollywood Officially Abandons Original Ideas After 'Mario Galaxy' Record
Major Studios Confirm Shift to 100% Pre-Existing Intellectual Property, Citing 'Unnecessary Risk' of Novelty.
Hollywood Producers Stunned to Learn Video Games Contain Narratives
A New Report Reveals Years of Intricate Storytelling in Gaming Were Missed Due to Industry Assumptions About 'Button-Mashing' and 'Nerd Stuff.'
Hollywood to Only Adapt Pre-Existing IPs After 'Super Mario Galaxy' Success
A Seismic Shift in Content Strategy Will See Studios Focus Entirely on Adapting Familiar Brands, Memes, and Even Collective Unconscious Thoughts.
Audiences Once Again Demonstrate Preference for Known Intellectual Property
Studio Executives Report Shock, Relief After Discovering Familiarity Reliably Generates Billions.
