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2 satirical articles about fast food on Hambry. Updated live.

I Am the Dairy Queen Drive-Thru Speaker, and I'm Uniquely Qualified to Judge Humanity
For Years, I've Listened to Your Secrets, Your Desires, and Your Questionable Ice Cream Choices, and Now They're Replacing Me with a Glorified Digital Suggestion Box.

Raising Cane’s CEO Confirms Personal Palate Irrelevant to $3.3B Enterprise
The Leader of the Chicken Finger Empire Has Publicly Admitted His Indifference to a Core Menu Item, Signaling a New Era of Executive Transparency.

