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Features satirical news articles and humor exploring extraterrestrial life, aliens, UFOs, and the search for life beyond Earth.

First Contact Confirms Aliens Are Here to Monetize Your Personal Data.
Galactic Delegation Immediately Seeks User Agreements for All Sentient Life on Earth.
New $12 Billion Telescope Will Search for Life Smart Enough to Fix Earth's Problems
Scientists Express Cautious Optimism that Extraterrestrial Civilizations Might Possess the Basic Competence Currently Lacking in Earthly Governance Structures.
New Spectrograph to Scan Alien Atmospheres for Familiar Signs of Existential Dread, Crippling Debt
Researchers Hope the Henrietta Instrument Will Identify Exoplanets Whose Inhabitants Share a Recognizable Level of Daily Angst and Economic Precarity.

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