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2 satirical articles about etfs on Hambry. Updated live.

Wall Street Gurus Uncover Revolutionary Truth: Small Caps Can 'Sometimes Become Not Small'
Months of Intensive Data Modeling Reveal That Assets Trading at a Discount May, Under Certain Market Conditions, Experience Proportional Appreciation.

Wall Street Rocked by Discovery Etfs Are Just Collections of Other Things
Leading Analyst Publishes Bombshell Report Confirming 'Building Block' Nature of Popular Investment Vehicles.

