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3 satirical articles about eternally yours on Hambry. Updated live.
CBS Greenlights 'Ghosts' with Fangs, Citing Data on Safe, Pre-Approved Spooky Content
Network Executives Confirm Commitment to Supernatural Entities that Pose No Existential Threat to Advertisers or Traditional Viewing Habits.
CBS Greenlights New Sitcom Optimized for 73% Concurrent Phone Scrolling
Network Executives Praise 'Eternally Yours' for Its Groundbreaking Ability to Generate Passive Domestic Hum without Accidentally Engaging Viewers.
CBS Greenlights 2027 Vampire Comedy, Citing ‘It's Something’
Network Executives Confirmed the Show Met the Minimum Requirement of Being a Scheduled Program and Fulfilling a Slot.
