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Aggregates satirical news articles on emergency protocols. Features humorous takes on disaster preparedness and crisis response.

Michigan Issues Tornado Watch, Reminds Residents They Own a Basement
The National Weather Service Urged a Review of Emergency Protocols, Which for Many Involved Remembering where the Monopoly Box Ended Up.
Region Adopts 'Active Alert' as Standard Operating Procedure for Existence
The Move Streamlines Emergency Response Protocols, Consolidating All Previous Alert Levels into a Single, Permanent 'Orange-Red' Designation.

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