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Emergency Managers Double down on Groundbreaking Tornado Strategy: Warnings
Citing 'Unmatched Efficiency,' Officials Confirm 'Proactive Notification System' Remains Cornerstone of Community Safety.
Casino Official: Player Engagement Critical during Emergency, Patron Safety 'Secondary.'
The Grand Shawnee Casino Detailed Extensive Plans to Maintain Gambling Operations, Even as Lights Flickered Out and Patrons Struggled to Find Exits.

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