#electric vehicles
Aggregates satirical news on electric vehicles, EV charging, green tech, and the auto industry's future
GM Unveils Plan to Let You Buy Back Your Ev's Energy, Calls It "Grid Support"
This Ground-Breaking Initiative Ensures Customers Pay Twice: Once for the Battery, and Again to Use It Outside the Vehicle.
Rivian to Offer Car Colors as Limited Drops, Generating Maximum Fomo.
The Electric Vehicle Maker Will Transform Paint Options Into High-Stakes, Sweat-Inducing Digital Scavenger Hunts, Cultivating a New Era of Automotive Exclusivity.
The Electric Cozy Coupe Isn't a Toy, It's America's Only Hope
Forget Luxury Sedans and Wasteful Suvs; the Future of American Prosperity Is Bright Orange and Powered by a Modest Battery.
EV Truck Startup Raises $650M to Perpetually Be 'Just Two Years Out'
The Company Assures Investors Its 'Mid-$20,000S' Vehicle Will Definitely Be Available by the Time Inflation Hits Mars.
Tesla Admits Its Cutting-Edge Sales Strategy Was Just Domino's Checkout
The Electric Vehicle Pioneer's Online Purchasing Overhaul Focused on User Experience Familiar from Sub-$20 Food Delivery.
Legacy Automakers Scramble to Unlearn Everything After EV "Plunge"
Major Car Manufacturers Express Shock as Q1 2026 Data Reveals the EV Market Is Only Contracting for Those Not Named Tesla.
Faraday Future to Launch Nation's First 'Emotional AI' Education System
The Embattled Electric Vehicle Manufacturer Pivots Dramatically, Promising to Equip a New Generation with the Skills for a Robot-Dominated Future.
MG's 'SolidCore' Battery Promises to Power Cars until the Next Battery Type Is Invented
The Automotive Giant Assures Customers This Latest Innovation Will Definitively Bridge the Gap between Yesterday’s Outdated Technology and Tomorrow’s Slightly Less Outdated Technology.
