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4 satirical articles about drake on Hambry. Updated live.
Drake's New Philanthropy Requires Viral Performance, Camera Crew
Experts Praise the Artist’s Innovative Approach, Noting That True Compassion Must Now Feature a Professionally Shot, High-Engagement Social Media Clip.
R.i.a.a. Mandates Death-Defying Stunts for Diamond Album Certification
The Recording Industry Association of America Confirmed That "Artistic Integrity" Now Primarily Refers to an Artist's Willingness to Be Shot Out of a Cannon or Survive a Deep-Sea Dive to Move Units.
Drake's 'Lowest Career Moment' Involved Multi-Million Dollar Streaming Residuals
Cultural Commentators Express Concern That the Artist's Definition of Hardship Could Lead to Widespread Public Confusion About Actual Struggle.
An Open Letter to the Specific Block of Ice That Held Drake’s 'Iceman' Album Release Date
To the Unyielding Frozen Mass That Toyed with My Emotions and Withheld Vital Chronological Data, a Plea From a Weary Soul.
