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2 satirical articles about democratic national committee on Hambry. Updated live.

Democratic Party Reminds Candidates: 'Democrat' Is a Brand, Not an Identity
The Party Emphasized the Critical Importance of Maintaining Strict Intellectual Property Control Over Its Electoral Messaging.
DNC Mandates All Candidates Self-Identify as 'Fighters'
The Party's New Mandatory "Aggression Quotient" Assessment Ensures Candidates Are Sufficiently Combative, Regardless of Policy.

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