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Satirical news and humorous commentary on Cupertino, California. Aggregates articles mocking the tech hub, local events, and Silicon Valley culture

Apple TV+ Celebrates 'Content Re-Prioritization' as 17% of Catalog Concludes
The Tech Giant Hails the End of Three Flagship Series as a Bold Strategic Move Towards 'Hyper-Curated Digital Scarcity'.
Apple Celebrates 50 Years of Courageously Redefining how Much Money Users Will Spend.
The Cupertino Giant Announced a New Initiative to Ensure Every User Has at Least Four Active Subscriptions by 2030, Calling It "Digital Wellness 2.0."

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