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My Dearest, Frosty Friend, Your Recent Failure to Regulate the Existential Thermostat Has Left Us All in a Sweltering State of Speculative Doom.
Network Executives Cite Unprecedented Viewer Engagement and a Late-Breaking Evidentiary Development as Grounds for Continued Broadcasting.
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