#consumer goods
Satirical news on consumer goods. Features humorous articles on products, marketing, and the modern buying experience
P&g Named 'Most Admired' for Keeping World From Literally Smelling Like Garbage
The Consumer Goods Giant Beat Out Competitors by Consistently Providing the Foundational Products Required for Modern Human Existence.
Seminal Study Confirms Halloween Tote Bags Still Available for Purchase
Researchers Hail Breakthrough in Understanding Seasonal Consumer Goods, Cite Unprecedented Access to Product Listings Via Major Search Engines.
Groundbreaking Study Reveals Most Products Are Only 'Fine'
Researchers Confirm the Vast Majority of Consumer Goods Achieve Basic Functionality, Inspiring a Global Shrug.
DEA Report Finds Children's Toys 'Optimal' for Fentanyl Last-Mile Delivery
A Newly Released Internal Assessment Highlights the "Unparalleled Efficiency" of Integrating Illicit Substances Into Existing Consumer Goods Pipelines.
Researchers baffled by 90s toy's 30-year structural integrity
A landmark independent study suggests that consumer goods from three decades ago may have been constructed with the intent of enduring past their initial purchase.
