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Satirical news and fake stories about the Colorado Avalanche hockey team. This page aggregates parody articles and humorous content.

$Bednar's facial fractures blamed on advanced modular shelving system$
Bednar's facial fractures blamed on advanced modular shelving system
Colorado Avalanche head coach Jared Bednar’s unexpected absence is due to an incident involving a particularly complex flat-pack furniture unit.
Presidents' Trophy Now Considered Definitive Measure of NHL Dominance, Sources Confirm
Sports Leagues Reportedly Exploring Options to Award Stanley Cup to Highest-Ranked Regular Season Team to Save Time.

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