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NIT Champions Assured They 'Almost Certainly Peaked' at Right Time
The Winning Team Will Now Carry the Esteemed Banner of Having Been the Most Dominant Squad *Not* Invited to the Primary National Competition.
UCLA Win Prompts Nation to Frantically Remember Women's Basketball Is a Sport
A Sudden Surge of Interest Has Forced Media Outlets and Corporations to Acknowledge the Sport’s Existence, at Least for Now.
Star Athlete's Identity Legally Registered as 'Championship Trajectory' Ahead of Elite Eight
University of Texas Guard Rori Harmon Cited 'Streamlined Focus' and 'Optimized Personal Branding' as Key Benefits of the Unprecedented Move.

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