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2 satirical articles about college recruitment on Hambry. Updated live.
Citing Unprecedented Competition for Future Talent, Officials Confirm Plans to Extend Offers to Promising Young Prospects by Their Ninth Birthday.
A Long-Held Narrative of Serendipity and Dedication Crumbles under the Weight of Navigational Incompetence and the Lure of Local Cuisine.
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