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Gen Z Diversifies 'Comfort Assets' with Plastic Toys, Citing Bleak Economic Forecasts
The Generation Known for Crushing Debt and Avocado Toast Is Now Hedging Against Collapse with Rare Pokémon Cards and Limited-Edition Plushies.
Toyota Makes GR GT3 Its Most Accessible Car, Now Exclusively a Happy Meal Toy
The Automotive Giant Pivots to 'Early-Stage Brand Imprint Optimization,' Reducing Its Cutting-Edge Race Car to a Disposable Plastic Collectible.

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