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Chiefs Target Second 1,000-Yard Tight End for 'Tight End-Heavy' Scheme
Analysts Suggest the Move Is a Bold Attempt to Corner the Market on Receiving Talent or Simply an Existential Flex.
Sports Networks Dedicate 87 Hours to a Trade That Hasn't Happened and Probably Won't
Pundits Promise Groundbreaking Insights Into Hypothetical Scenarios, Sources Confirm.
Giants Trade Proven Talent for Thrilling Uncertainty of a Top-10 Pick
Franchise Leadership Confirms the Market for 'Potential' Now Significantly Outweighs Actual, On-Field Performance.

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