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CERN Unveils New Antimatter Shipping, Advises against Leaving Unattended Packages
The Groundbreaking Initiative Aims to Bring High-Energy Physics Directly to European Labs, Though Experts Caution against Tampering with Sealed Containers Marked "EXTREMELY VOLATILE: DO NOT OPEN OR UNMAKE REALITY."

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