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Satirical news articles covering celebrity stalking. Explores fame, privacy, and public obsession through a comedic lens

TMZ Offers 'Journalism Safari' for Public to Observe Live Celebrity Stalking
The Entertainment Outlet Promises an "Unfiltered Look" at How Breaking News, Mostly About Who's Eating Where, Gets Made.
Letterman Stalker's Cookie-Based Home Invasion Deemed 'Premeditated Domesticity'
Authorities Confirm the Homemade Chocolate Chip Offerings Were Central to the Suspect's Alleged Marital Claim, Despite the Stolen Porsche.

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