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CBS Greenlights 'Ncis: Origins' Where 72-Year-Old Mark Harmon Plays Himself at 12
Network Executives Insist That Fans Demanded a Prepubescent Gibbs, with One Caveat: It Must Be Portrayed by the Original Actor Through Groundbreaking De-Aging Technology.
CBS Greenlights 'Ghosts' with Fangs, Citing Data on Safe, Pre-Approved Spooky Content
Network Executives Confirm Commitment to Supernatural Entities that Pose No Existential Threat to Advertisers or Traditional Viewing Habits.
CBS Greenlights New Sitcom Optimized for 73% Concurrent Phone Scrolling
Network Executives Praise 'Eternally Yours' for Its Groundbreaking Ability to Generate Passive Domestic Hum without Accidentally Engaging Viewers.
CBS Greenlights 2027 Vampire Comedy, Citing ‘It's Something’
Network Executives Confirmed the Show Met the Minimum Requirement of Being a Scheduled Program and Fulfilling a Slot.
Late-Night TV Launches Initiative to Find Comedians before They’re Already Famous
Traditional Talk Shows Acknowledge Difficulty in Securing Comedic Talent Not Already Mega-Viral from Other Platforms.
