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The Team’s New "Dynamic Deployment Algorithm" Promises to Revolutionize Bullpen Management by Placing the Most Expensive Arm in the Least Impactful Role.
The team confirmed its rotational churn is a critical part of its "sustainable biomass management" strategy.
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