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Features satirical news articles on brand consistency. Humorous takes on corporate branding, marketing, and messaging uniformity blunders

Publicists confirm 'funny, smart, talented, caring' is new default celebrity eulogy
The entertainment industry's leading PR firms have standardized the language for public tributes, citing efficiency and brand consistency.
Trump's "Fiery" Iran Threats Officially Certified for Brand Consistency
The Former President's Latest Admonishments Were Found to Perfectly Align with Established Rhetorical Benchmarks and Audience Expectations.
Band Issues Statement on Attempted Murder, Clarifies Commitment to Brand Consistency
The Incident Involving a Former Guitarist and the Lead Singer's Father Has Prompted a Carefully Worded Press Release Emphasizing Ongoing Artistic Vision.

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